HULK SMASH!
last night i was walking past the phillips wangensteen building on my way to meet kelsey to catch a show at the 400 bar. it was a pleasant evening, the weather was finally starting to warm up. the sun was setting and the street lights were slowly flickering on. a scruffy old man was jogging by, wearing a matching green sweatshirt and sweatpants. a peaceful evening jog. everything appeared normal until he slowed up and walked over to a window at the PW building. the lights in the room were on but the blinds were drawn. he leaned up against the window as if to take a breather but then he hulked out and began pounding on the window yelling "GET TO WORK! GET TO WORK! GET TO WORK!" i decided to continue on my way. while i have some huge guns, the hulk can stop missles so i decided to save our epic battle for a later date.
at work today i encountered another fit of rage. once again it was our beloved elevator hater. she was wearing her caterer get up. i was waiting for the elevator on the ground floor when she burst out of a backroom. i had already pushed the button to call the elevator, but she gave it a few more solid hits just for good measure. both elevators arrived at the same time, i had my fill of rage the previous evening so i decided to board the opposite elevator. as i patiently waited for the doors to open, she turned her arm into a crowbar and began prying open the elevator door, "C'MON! C'MON! Garghhhh!" if she were a super villian caterer, her backstory must include her family being killed in an elevator and so she seeks vengeance against all elevators in the world.
i cannot explain the actions of these two but the green sweatpants hulk should go up against caterer the elevator hater because their bouts against inanimate objects are both unfair and boring.