EXTREMELY EXTREME!
this past weekend was hot. the punk rock van took some offense to the extreme heat. the punk rock van is the most extreme vehicle on the streets. all the cars in the scion tour can't even match the extremeness of the PRV. just as the punk rock van had difficulty starting in the extreme cold, the extreme heat has caused some trouble. it is all due to an overdose of extreme. the spedometer has always worked on and off, but in the heat it works even less. i have found a solution to this problem as i accelerate over 55mph the needle jumps into action. so the PRV can go from 0-60 in about 2 seconds.
it is mathematically proven that if you have too much extreme in one area something is bound to break. just like if you put too much air into a balloon it will burst. see the following equation known as newton's extreme law:
extreme + extreme = 2extreme
(punk rock van) + (extreme temperatures) = too extreme
Comments
David! The Real world is upon you. You best be adding the Hope on Campus blog back to your list of cool ways to break out of your site.
http://hopeoncampus.blogspot.com/
We're going to miss you but HOC is a ministry of Hope so you can come anytime you want...and you can be called a leader and have free reign to tell them people anything you want!
Posted by: Cor Chmieleski | June 1, 2006 03:50 PM