storm the field
since when did student half price night become $6 for "premium" games? the extra $3 may have prevented me from using cash but visa still got me into the game. the twins destroyed the bosox tonight and even hit another grand slam for the second game in a row. but all of that can be seen on sportscenter. i am here to provide a story that is exclusive (as far as i know) to a heart with a twist of lemon.
in the bottom innings, two brave souls left their seats in the stands and jumped onto the field. they began sprinting all across the field as 4 portly security guards closed in on them. it was a lost cause for the security guards as they ran like kids picked last in gym class.
the crowd was in an uproar. one of the runners circled around like a decapitated chicken simply trying to avoid the guards while the second runner did not let his time on the field go to waste. first he ran out to center field and high fived Torii Hunter, he followed that up by running to the infield and receiving a high 5 from Jason Bartlett and for the grand finale he made a head first slide into home plate. the crowd jumped to their feet giving this runner 2 an huge ovation. as the runner stood up and brushed off the dirt he was tackled by the bosox batboy. the 2 runners were escorted out and then wayne and garth yelled "game on!"