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a return to the glory days

this just in. the punk rock van can honk again! no longer do i have to say "honk! honk!" when i push the horn button, although i will still do so out of habbit. in my entire 4 year relationship with the PRV it has never said a thing. then out of the blue this morning the PRV gave a glorious honk. i want to honk the PRV all the time now. it reminds me of Weezy on Toy Story. the poor little penguin couldn't squeak and when he spoke he sounded like an asthmatic smoker. then one day Weezy got a new squeaker and he busted out into song. so i decided the PRV should bust into song, but no one note songs came to mind. be afraid fellow cars, because now the PRV has a bark to match its bite.

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