battle wound
hunting pizza is dangerous. the three meat pizza was deeply sedated after being put on ice. my stomach was hungry and the pizza looked tasty. so i threw it in the oven inferno, set the timer and waited patiently. 17 minutes passed and i pulled the pizza out. my stomach purred at the sight. i reached for the pizza cutter and began cutting the pizza to pieces. before i finished, the pizza spewed up some hot lava sauce onto my cutting finger. the singe set off a reaction in my brain to use my tongue to remove the projectile, but then my tongue felt the full effect of the burning sauce. so after soothing my finger and tongue under some freeze water, i used my thermodynamic cooling breath to subdue the pizza. i devoured the pizza like a car to godzilla. and despite ruining my chances at becoming a professional hand model, i was able to satisfy my stomachs hunger.
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i had a similar experience hunting for light this morning. i could tell i had probably been touching the hot lightbulb for too long, but i had to unscrew it to put in a new one. i have a blister on my finger now, but i kind of don't care because finally there is some decent light coming from that light fixture.
Posted by: Stephanie | July 16, 2006 10:30 PM