tourbus 667E
the metro transit is full of suprises. today my bus ride home was full of passengers. so full i had to stand up. i was wearing my hat and jacket since it was cold out. but all the warm bodies mugged up the bus. i removed my hat and wiped the sweat from my forehead. then i manuevered off my jacket all while keeping my balance on the moving bus. after the bus made a few stops it slowly cleared out. and i finally had a place to sit. lo and behold, the girl who sits down next to me is ashlee simpson.
now i know everyone who is reading this is dying to know where she has been for so long. how her career is going. and why she is riding the 667E from downtown minneapolis to st louis park. well i was going to ask her all of these questions, but she was listening to her ipod. probably practicing up for her new lip syncing. so i didn't want to bother her like some annoying fan, because first of all i am not a fan. second of all it was not ashlee simpson, just a girl who looks like her twin. and no i don't mean jessica simpson.
but seriously, she looks exactly like her, so maybe it was her. fact is, i can't believe i just typed an entire entry on some fake celebrity sighting. maybe i am hoping for some cheap gossip ratings.