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punk rock van in the winter: part 2

last winter the punk rock van had some trouble with the cold. this winter the van whistles. i just noticed it today. as the van topped 30mph it starting whistling, a very obnoxious whistling. at first i thought it was some weird electronic music on 89.3 the current, but when i turned the radio off, the pitch kept going. it harmonizes well with the squeak the steering wheel makes when it's cold.

when i hit the freeway the pitch got higher. then it starting alternating between the two pitches. the punk rock van sounded like it had a siren. off to find some trouble. but i think the only trouble is with the van. it's old enough to get a driver's license. maybe it's on it's deathbed, or maybe it's just throwing a fit since i didn't throw him a super sweet 16 birthday party like the ones on mtv. stupid spoiled kids. making punk rock van all jealous.

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