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pockets

it's a nice surprise finding money in your pocket. especially when you didn't even know it was in there. sometimes it's all soft like a tissue because it survived a couple loads of laundry. but as soft as it is, it's still good for spending. even if it's monopoly money, you can still buy a couple houses, or maybe even a hotel.

recently i found a very large sum of money in some pockets. enough money that scrooge mcduck could trade it for pennies and swim in a pool of coins. the money was in a pair of pants owned by the government. they took money out of my pockets and put it in their pockets. now i'm taking the money and putting it back into my pockets. thank you tax refund.

it was nice of them to hold onto it. cause now it feels like i won the lottery. and to celebrate, i'm gonna give the money right back to the governments pockets to pay off the remainder of my student loans. debt free's the way to be. i learned that in dare class.

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some things are worth paying for davuuud.

some things yes. but not condos.

you are so funny to me. :)

i like to make people laugh.

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