achin' for some bacon
man vs wild is one of my favorite shows. partly because the dudes name is bear. it fits him, since he's willing to do anything to survive and show others how to do the same thing. he jumps in quicksand, swims in murky canyon water and sleeps in snow caves. today i saw him drink his own urine. that's pretty hardcore.
my survival skills are heavily dependent on convenience. i can't cook well. i especially can't build a fire and cook a turtle inside it's shell like bear. so i went to the grocery store, and instead of buying bacon you cook, i bought the stuff you microwave. and it's delicious. so bear can keep his cool name. i'd take eating microwave bacon over drinking my own pee any day.