back in the good old days, like 10,000 b.c.
stephen colbert referenced the movie 10,000 b.c. on his show. it looked interesting, so i checked the trailer on the apple website. looks to be the type of movie i'd enjoy. the setup goes, "It was a time when man and beast were untamed and the mighty mammoth roamed the earth." they also talk about sabertooths and prehistoric predators. i'm starting to wish time travel was invented. or someone in the future who has invented time travel would come pick me up so i could go visit prehistoric times. back when you don't need to shower, and you trade the internet for throwing rocks and sharp sticks at animals. just look how good it was for fred flinstone. dinosaurs did all the work for him and he always got to go bowling. i don't know what more one could ask for. except maybe tarpits, oh wait, they have those too? ok, nevermind then.