fashion police
there's some televisions i pass as i leave work. today i caught a crazy story on fox news. a town in louisiana has outlawed saggy pants. sure the trend peaked out in the 90s, but really, a law? they call it "pull ‘em up or pay up." taxpayers money paid politicians to dictate how people dress. it's like your mom picking out your clothes. perhaps they should outlaw big belt buckles too, those draw attention to the groin region. let's all just dress the same, that'd be fun. why am i wasting my time with this, i'm sure you can watch john stewart or stephen colbert rip on it soon. go america.