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the day eli manning stopped time

being a minnesota sports fan sucks. garnett's gone, torii's gone, johan is probably gone, gopher football went 1-11, the wild are streaky, and the vikings are off to a rough start. but perhaps even more unfortunate than minnesota sports would be citizen eco-drive watches. they say their watches are unstoppable like eli manning. the QB who gave minnesota the win today by throwing 4 picks, 3 of which were returned for TDs. he was the opposite of unstoppable. the eco drive must suck, too. go minnesota.

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