g store
the first job i ever applied for was at cub foods. a new one was just put in at knollwood mall. they almost hired me. but the union prevented that. i didn't want to pay them money. especially since cub foods didn't want to pay me much money. someone else had to stock their shelves.
that was then. now, every week or so i must stock the food shelves of my house. so hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to the grocery store i go. or as i like to call it, the g store.
the g store can get pretty boring. almost boring enough to start using simon delivers. but i find ways to entertain myself. i do everything i couldn't do as a child. like scooting around on the grocery cart and buying cereal based on which one has a toy inside. only recently have i started to buy vegetables. maybe a sign that i'm growing up. then i race home, and rip open up the box of cereal to get at my new toy.