so if i bash minnesota teams, will they start playing awesome?
looks like eli manning read my entry about him and didn't take to kindly to it. he's like, "who does this punk kid think he is?" then he goes and wins the super bowl. beating the undefeated patriots. for perhaps the biggest upset in football history, dare i say, sports history. then eli turns to me and says, "there's a reason i'm in ads, and you just make em." so i say to him, "i'll never put you in one of my ads." so he says, "i didn't want to be in one of your ads anyways." so i fire back, "well you're not invited to my birthday party tomorrow." so he says, "i just won the super bowl, i'll throw my own party." and i end it with, "you still look like a little boy in your football helmet." and with his voice cracking he says, "i know."