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bats that multiply like rabbits

on freezing cold days, roommate tom and i go surfing. channel surfing. we're pretty good at lounging around the house, especially when it's cold outside. on saturday we surfed up into the higher channels and happened upon free movies on demand.

let's check out what's playing. crossroads staring britney spears, um no thanks. multiplicity, sounds like serendipity, must be a chick flick, maybe another day. but roommate tom told me batman (michael keaton) was in it and it wasn't a chick flick. so we started it up.

spoiler alert. basically batman is overworked and doesn't have time for himself or his family. he runs into a mad scientist, who like all mad scientists, has unkempt gray hair. mad scientist offers to clone batman so he can be in two places at once. so batman #2 takes care of work while the original batman spends more time with his family. but then taking care of the fam takes too much work, so in comes batman #3. batman #2 & #3 also start to feel overworked and clone batman #4. so many batmans complicates a lot of things, so original batman decides to put his life back together and start anew. much in the way the batman movie series started over after the 4th batman.

and this is where i wrap things up and somehow give some insight based on the entry i just wrote or find some clever way to make the story come full circle. but umm, i've got nothing. i just felt like i haven't written in a long time. i need some mad scientist to come round and offer to clone me. then clone me will take over the blogs. i'm gonna go lounge with tom now.

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