a heart with a twist of lemon

sometimes the internet is a huge waste of time. if it didn't exist i prolly would have already found the cure for cancer. and i don't mean cure cancer like on i am legend, where everyone just turns into crazy zombies. i mean a bona fide cure for cancer. i'd also have time to update the blog more often. but i guess if the internet didn't exist, i wouldn't have a blog to update. my blog actually adds to the internet problem of wasting time.

since the internet does exist, might as well use it for some good. like, finding the cure for cancer. go donate some money or something. if people start turning into zombies, i'll join the fight to kill zombies. and killing zombies isn't murder cause they're already dead.

take that zombies and internets and cancers! i hated on all of yous in one post. freakin axis of evil.