danny glover less than threes the twins
two games into the 2008 twins season,
record with me in attendance: 1-0
record without me in attendance: 0-1
looks like i need to buy more twins tickets. or maybe carl pohlad should start giving me complimentary tickets to games since i help them win. it'd be like that movie, angels in the outfield. lil kid named roger sees heavenly angels helping the baseball angels win games, so george knox (played by danny glover), starts bringing him to every game.
i mean, i saw angels in the outfield last night. named vlad, torii and garret. and last night they helped the twins win the game by misplaying balls. torii hunter, former twin who is still a twin in my eyes, has helped the twinkies in their first two games by batting .000. i hope he has a sweet season, just not against minnesota. and basically all of this is a direct effect of me being at the game. so carl pohlad, make yourself like danny glover, and bring me to some more games. or, if you don't want to spend more money on me, i'd be happy if you'd spend some more money on the twins.