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cruisin with cobra commander at the movies


whilest i was enjoying the sun in beautiful santa monica, i stumbled across this nice sticker. cobra commander has a stronghold on the city. as do cruiser bikes. i see them everywhere. much like my schwinn speedster only with fatter tires, and a little less speed.

i admire them. they say, "i'm not trying to go fast, i just want to get from here to there." these cruiser bikes represent how i live my life. no need to rush.

there are those who say that people who rush are fools. who says that? a movie title says that. i don't really know what the movie's about, but the title illustrates my point.

what good does rushing do? it stresses you out. nobody likes it. yet people do it all the time. they even dedicate an entire hour to rushing. people hate rush hour. unless we're back in movie land, then they like it enough to make two sequels.

there's a gi joe movie in the works. back in cartoon days, cobra commander always had to fight against gi joe. and joe always got the cool public service announcements at the end of every episode. but i'm giving some time for cobra commander to give his version of a PSA.

cobra commander says, "live like a cruiser bike. slow down, relax and enjoy life."

speed kills. and cobra commander is my anti-drug.

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