a heart with a twist of lemon

it's been over two months now since i last bought pop for my house. my heart has stopped skipping beats. but now i'm tired all the time. it's like my body is ready to hibernate. maybe i have bear dna. that'd be pretty sweet. all my business cards already say "david will maul your face off!" caffeine must have been repressing the bear gene in me. maybe i should go live with bears. that guy on the grizzly man documentary lived with bears. funniest documentary ever. spoiler alert, he gets eaten by bears in the end. all because he quit drinking caffeine. true story.