dentists invented vampires
now hear me out.
every 6 months, i go to the dentist. this thursday is one of those visits. which means that i've started flossing. it's always a desperate attempt to try and fool the dentist into thinking that i floss year round. and it never works.
every time i floss, my poor defenseless gums bleed. which means i can taste a mix of mint toothpaste, cinnamon floss and bloody blood. vampires like the taste of blood. dentists like flossing. flossing results in tasting blood. and if A=B and C=D and B=C then A=D, which obviously means that dentists invented vampires.
that's also why they invented toothpaste and mouth wash. to kill garlic breath.
on a side note, blood is a weirdly spelled word. it looks like it would be pronounced blue-da. it should be spelled, blud, kind of like thud, or elmer fudd. i bet he's a vampire too. a rabbit vampire. which is a vampire who likes rabbit blood. not to be confused with a rabid vampire, one who likes blood infected with rabies. not to be confused with babies. but there are no baby vampires, because they have no teeth. which brings us back to dentists.
you need teeth to be a vampire. and dentists protect teeth. if they let all the teeth die, vampires would die too.
i rest my case.
Comments
LOL! I always do the same thing. It's funny because I get shown how to floss EVERY time I go to the dentists because I leave with sore gums and inflamation.
I have to admit that flossing does improve the quality of your gums but it's a hard thing to do everyday.
-Jason
Posted by: Wholesale | November 5, 2008 2:00 PM