a heart with a twist of lemon

every winter, i have this odd desire. a desire to be fat. it's mostly because that'd keep me warm. it'd be like wearing a winter jacket all the time. and i think my wishful thinking is starting to come true. thank you jiminy cricket.

last july i made a bet with some coworkers that i weighed more than 170. we left the restaurant we were eating at to find a scale. i weighed in 5 lbs short of 170 and so i lost $10.

last night i weighed myself (for the first time since last july) and i weighed in at 178! that's like more lbs gained than my family poodle weighs, including his large lumpy tumors.

i still have some work to do though because i still get cold outside. feed me.