there he blows...chunks
yesterday, for the first time since 5th grade, i puked. twice actually. i had almost forgot what it felt like. and i wish i never had to remember. cause feeling like you can't breath sucks. it came out at like 100mph, no joke. i looked like that guy on team america: world police. only i was barfing all over a stall at work. embarrassing.
now i've confined myself to my room. sleeping a lot. i just ate one slice of toast. and i'm super focused on not un-eating it. and by un-eating, i mean barfing it.
i think i've lost all my winter fat. next year, i'll get a flu shot.