wipe the drool off your face you droolface
babies drool. puppies drool. these happenings are cute. so when i drool it must be cute. good thing because i drool for many reasons. drooling means that you really like something. it should be taken as a compliment, not something to gawk at in disgust.
rejoice through drooling. my new favorite thing to eat is chicken ceaser wraps, and i salivate even while thinking about them. another staple in my drooling habits is kristen kreuk, even though she has kind of upset me in the most recent season of smallville. the dentist is where i really cant help but let it all out. the napkin bib is key for when they jab your lower jaw full of novacaine. mr thirsty and the sucky thinger help with the saliva overflow and lack of feeling.
my favorite time to drool is while i am sleeping. kind of like that movie, only more drooling and less sandra bullock. drooling means you are really tired so even your jaw decides to just pass out, and all the saliva seizes the moment to escape onto the unsuspecting pillow below. then you wake up and the side of your face looks like dried milk. but since you are still tired you don't care and you turn the pillow over to the dry side. this way both sides of the pillow are watered equally. like moving a sprinkler around a dry lawn.
it is getting late, i must go water my pillow. awww so cute.