sweat it all out
last month was drool, this month is all about sweat.
sweating is a funny thing. it is like you are springing leaks everywhere. or you are a sweat waterfall. you sweat when you're nervous, you sweat when its hot. lately my sweat has been the latter. the temps have been basking in the 90s with humidty pushing it into the 100s. so i sit outside on patio chairs trying to chill with people and my butt gets all sweaty. i drive around the punk rock van with the busted A/C and my back gets all sweaty. i just stand outside and my face gets sweaty. good thing i have eyebrows to deflect the sweat from flooding my eyes.
close twins games also make me sweat. they just lost two to detroit and during the game i sweated because it was close and at the end of the games i sweat in frustration. this post has the word sweat in it a lot. perhaps i should switch it up with the word perspiration.
why are armpits the only place we try to prevent sweating? if i rubbed deodorant all over would i no longer sweat? perhaps that is the secret of girls not sweating. they glisten or glow or something.