gaviidae common. the top floor is a tacky food court. it's a good place in downtown minneapolis to go when you're not sure what to eat and you want fast food prices. it's also a good place to find a large mix of the downtown population. like the bearded lady. i was enjoying my chicken with bacon sandwich from mcdonald's when this lady started ranting and raving at the table next to me.
"she came up to me, and was telling me how to do my job. and i was like, don't tell me how to do my job!"
it'd be even more weird if she were talking to herself, but she had a friend who was quietly taking in what the bearded lady had to say. she would only pause from her banter to dip some fries in one of her ketchup paper cups. the bearded lady loves her ketchup. she had about 10 of these ketchup cups, lined up like bowling pins.
"i've been doing this job for 12 years, and she's trying to tell me what to do?"
the bearded lady is also patriotic. she was wearing a t shirt with a huge bald eagle printed on the front. very majestically profiled. the DIY tattoos on her arm were far less majestic. you can tell when a tattoo is homemade because the lines are uneven and the tattoo's usually very small and thin.
"that lady needs to get her head checked. she doesn't know who she's talking to."
this lady is a little crazy, she should listen to herself. was the foil to the bearded lady another bearded lady, telling her how to grow a better beard? i'm not sure but the whole thing was made more entertaining based on the fact that the gaviidae common food court is decorated like a fair or carnival. and the bearded lady just happened to be one of the attractions.