faster than a doped up tour de france rider
take a good long look. because you won't see much more of my new bike since it'll be moving so fast. that's why it's called the speedster. it has a 3 killer speeds: fast, faster and fastest. i bought it off craigslist, and the new tires cost more than i paid for the bike. the brakes are a little squeaky, but i'll never be using those anyways. when you reach speeds like the speedster does, you pass right through other objects. atoms can do that when they are moving fast enough. it's called science. and science involves math, which involves numbers. try this number on for size: 45 minutes. that's how long it took the speedster to pedal from st louis park to south minneapolis, leaving both lake calhoun and lake harriet in it's melted rubber dust. here's one last look, with the lovely nacho modeling nearby. watch out dog!