the vw golf has become a lil envious. thinking things like, "punk rock van got so much more attention on the blog." and "punk rock van had a name." golf's headlight eyes became so green with envy that one of them burnt out. i reassured golf, "i put a roof over your head, punk rock van never slept in a garage." then we went and bought a new headlight eyebulb.
golf felt a lil better but was still looking dirty from several trips to duluth in the past couple weeks. so we went to our favorite place, the car wash. and i gave golf the works. the hoses sprayed rainbow colored liquids all over golf's body, then massaged it with the large blue brushes. golf was feeling pretty high and mighty. but they say "pride comes before fall." and birds say, "look at that nice clean car. for me to poop on!"
that's exactly what happened. cars must be careful about where to park, because park spelled backwards is krap, which is an illiterate way to spell crap. i drove downtown, and unknowingly parked under a billboard home to a bird family. all of whom krapped all over golf like it were a toilet. so much for the works. golf has become pretty resilient, and we had a good laugh over the whole situation. this sort of thing is only supposed to happen on tv.