On Autopilot
Ever have one of those mornings where you don't remember doing things? Apparently, I turned off the alarm and spoke to Scott this morning. Don't remember actually doing it. I also used conditioner in the shower. Don't remember actually doing it. Who knows what else I've done--I'm probably leading a completely different life somewhere and I'll miss out on all the fun because I DON'T REMEMBER DOING IT.
Argh.
Comments
Just like Tyler Durden. Hmm...
If you find a bunch of used airline tickets in your dresser, and you don't recall flying recently, then you should follow the Fight Club procedure: run around frantically with a gun in your hand for a while, then shoot yourself (nonfatally) in the head. This should eliminate your alter ego.
Posted by: John Tietze | August 5, 2004 09:52 AM