Ouch
My results were actually a tie, but this one is perhaps the more accurate, at least on some notable occasions, especially if dogs happen to be the subject of conversation:
You scored as A college textbook. You're an authority on something, you just know it. Everyone else does, too, but that doesn't mean they like you. Since you think very highly of everything you say, you charge a pretty penny to entertain your listeners. Those forced to pay do so grudgingly and try to defray the costs of learning from you by selling portions of their access to your charms to others. As a result of this speedy dissemination of your knowledge, you constantly add to your repertoire--and then hike your price. Despite your usefullness, which is rarely in doubt, nobody likes you. They find you didactic, boring and irrelevant--but still necessary.
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Here is the other possibility:
You scored as Poetry. Ever since you started talking, people have been mispronouncing your name. They can't quite get the hang of your herky-jerky nature, always stuttering and wincing. It's not that you're ugly; you are frequently considered quite beautiful if occasionally pretentious and overblown. Despite all these setbacks, you are a very, very popular person. People like to share you with their friends, knowing full well that neither they nor their friends understand you--but they remain confident that the gesture was both genuine and complementary. We know better, but we can also rhyme 'effulgent'.
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It all came down to how I broke this tie:
1 You're a know-it-all. (Text-book)
2 You're a free spirit. (Poetry)