Garbage And The Goddess
Life Is Short- Wear Your Party Pants
Dear Good Naked Morning
Brain Sex
Talk Nerdy To Me
If I could figure out how to change the name of this blog, I would. I will continue posting Weird Titles here. But I am moving my more personal writings and rants here: http://www.xanga.com/nicolemm. Xanga has many useful features, and I had that blog set up in no time, and it's free! I would still like to learn html , but it's nice to find a free space to write that doesn't require that knowledge.
The War Against Toenail Fungus
Viagra For Caribou ( chapter title)
Dirty Sexy Knights In Paris
Eat The Document
The Nutmeg Of Consolation
The Pig's Wedding
If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will (song title)
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (song title)
What Do You Say To A Naked Elf?
Eerie Queerie
Undead And Unreturnable
Can A Guy Get Pregnant?
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
The Irish.... And How They Got That Way