Steaming Cauldron 2006-04-21T20:17:12Z rants from a neo-pagan, feminist, liberal mom in Library Land tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2009:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2006, masik001 weird titles, 4/21 2006-04-21T20:17:12Z 2006-04-21T15:16:50-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.43940 2006-04-21T20:16:50Z Garbage And The Goddess Life Is Short- Wear Your Party Pants Dear Good Naked Morning Brain Sex Talk Nerdy To Me... masik001 Garbage And The Goddess

Life Is Short- Wear Your Party Pants

Dear Good Naked Morning

Brain Sex

Talk Nerdy To Me

]]> a new cauldron 2006-04-16T15:59:18Z 2006-04-16T10:54:51-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.43394 2006-04-16T15:54:51Z If I could figure out how to change the name of this blog, I would. I will continue posting Weird Titles here. But I am moving my more personal writings and rants here: http://www.xanga.com/nicolemm. Xanga has many useful features, and... masik001 If I could figure out how to change the name of this blog, I would. I will continue posting Weird Titles here. But I am moving my more personal writings and rants here: http://www.xanga.com/nicolemm. Xanga has many useful features, and I had that blog set up in no time, and it's free! I would still like to learn html , but it's nice to find a free space to write that doesn't require that knowledge.

]]> weird titles, 4/14 2006-04-14T20:42:14Z 2006-04-14T15:41:51-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.43320 2006-04-14T20:41:51Z The War Against Toenail Fungus Viagra For Caribou ( chapter title) Dirty Sexy Knights In Paris Eat The Document The Nutmeg Of Consolation The Pig's Wedding If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will (song title) Things To... masik001 The War Against Toenail Fungus

Viagra For Caribou ( chapter title)

Dirty Sexy Knights In Paris

Eat The Document

The Nutmeg Of Consolation

The Pig's Wedding

If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will (song title)

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (song title)

]]> weird titles, 4/7 2006-04-07T20:02:40Z 2006-04-07T15:02:05-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.42775 2006-04-07T20:02:05Z What Do You Say To A Naked Elf? Eerie Queerie Undead And Unreturnable Can A Guy Get Pregnant? Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe The Irish.... And How They Got That Way... masik001 What Do You Say To A Naked Elf?

Eerie Queerie

Undead And Unreturnable

Can A Guy Get Pregnant?

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe

The Irish.... And How They Got That Way

]]> weird titles 3/31 2006-03-31T21:38:57Z 2006-03-31T15:37:44-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.42189 2006-03-31T21:37:44Z Sailing The Seas Of Cheese Slots For the Clueless Miss Donnithorne's Maggot From The Fryer To The Fuel Tank My Pants Are Haunted Carrots Love Tomatoes Prince Brat & The Whipping Boy... masik001 Sailing The Seas Of Cheese

Slots For the Clueless

Miss Donnithorne's Maggot

From The Fryer To The Fuel Tank

My Pants Are Haunted

Carrots Love Tomatoes

Prince Brat & The Whipping Boy

]]> Carrots Love Tomatoes is not about match.com but a book of gardening wisdom

]]> weird titles 3/24 2006-03-31T21:37:21Z 2006-03-31T15:36:45-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.42188 2006-03-31T21:36:45Z The Carp In The Bathtub If Disney Ran Your Hospital Why My Wife Thinks I'm An Idiot Basic Complex Analysis Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow Half-Cocked And Fully Loaded The Mirror Of Alchimy, Composed By The Thrice-famous And Learned... masik001 The Carp In The Bathtub

If Disney Ran Your Hospital

Why My Wife Thinks I'm An Idiot

Basic Complex Analysis

Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow

Half-Cocked And Fully Loaded

The Mirror Of Alchimy, Composed By The Thrice-famous And Learned Fryer, Roger Bachon ( gotta love archaic spellings!)

]]> Feel this book-weird titles 3/16 2006-03-16T21:45:01Z 2006-03-16T15:43:22-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.40782 2006-03-16T21:43:22Z Who Died In Here? Games Pimps Play God Bless The Go-Gos A Thought Crushed My Mind Jane And The Unpleasantness At Scargrove Manor The Sweet Flypaper Of Life Feel This Book: an essential guide to self-empowerment, spiritual supremacy and sexual... masik001 Who Died In Here?

Games Pimps Play

God Bless The Go-Gos

A Thought Crushed My Mind

Jane And The Unpleasantness At Scargrove Manor

The Sweet Flypaper Of Life

Feel This Book: an essential guide to self-empowerment, spiritual supremacy and sexual satisfaction

]]> The last one is by Janene Garofolo, can't wait until it actually gets here at MInitex. I'm going to have a peek at least.

]]> weird titles, 3/10 2006-03-10T19:03:38Z 2006-03-10T13:02:00-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.40486 2006-03-10T19:02:00Z Real Sex, The Naked Truth About Chastity Where The Green Ants Dream Jesus, CEO Socrates And The Three Little Pigs Revolting Librarians Redux: radical librarians speak out There's A Porcupine In My Outhouse Conservatives Are From Mars ( Liberals Are... masik001 Real Sex, The Naked Truth About Chastity

Where The Green Ants Dream

Jesus, CEO

Socrates And The Three Little Pigs

Revolting Librarians Redux: radical librarians speak out

There's A Porcupine In My Outhouse

Conservatives Are From Mars ( Liberals Are From San Francisco)

Electric Jesus Corpse

The Owl Was A Baker's Daughter

Crunchy Cons: how birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip home schooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse tribe of counter-cultural conservatives plan to save America ( or at least the Republican Party)

]]> I'm encouraged to see a number of books and TV appearances from Republican rebels, decent people who don't want to spend all our money on wars and tax breaks for the rich!

]]> weird titles 2/24 2006-02-24T21:10:21Z 2006-02-24T15:09:09-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.39236 2006-02-24T21:09:09Z A Day No Pigs Would Die I'm Normal, You're Weird Right Address...Wrong Planet Bambi vs. Godzilla How To Get A Teenage Boy And What To Do With Him When You Get Him Kissing Coffins Who Made God? Testosterone Is Your... masik001 A Day No Pigs Would Die

I'm Normal, You're Weird

Right Address...Wrong Planet

Bambi vs. Godzilla

How To Get A Teenage Boy And What To Do With Him When You Get Him

Kissing Coffins

Who Made God?

Testosterone Is Your Friend

You Can Be A Stock Market Genius ; even if you're not too smart

]]> Dead roses for a blue lady, weird titles 2/17 2006-02-17T21:50:42Z 2006-02-17T15:50:13-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.38595 2006-02-17T21:50:13Z Faith, Madness, And Spontaneous Human Combustion Feisty Fido Dead Roses For A Blue Lady I Love People, It's The Customers I Can't Stand Is There An Engineer Inside You? In The Big Thicket On The Trail Of The Wild Man... masik001 Faith, Madness, And Spontaneous Human Combustion

Feisty Fido

Dead Roses For A Blue Lady

I Love People, It's The Customers I Can't Stand

Is There An Engineer Inside You?

In The Big Thicket On The Trail Of The Wild Man

Country Characteristics And the Choice Of The Exchange Rate Regime: are mini-skirts followed by maxis?

]]> weird titles 2/10 2006-02-10T21:30:23Z 2006-02-10T15:29:58-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.37882 2006-02-10T21:29:58Z If Jesus Drove A Motor Home Sleeping In The Nothing The Priest, The Woman, And The Confessional How To Be Bad Leechdoms, Wortcunning, And Starcraft Of Early England Sell Your Body To Science Juicy Watusi The Rabbi Who Flew... masik001 If Jesus Drove A Motor Home

Sleeping In The Nothing

The Priest, The Woman, And The Confessional

How To Be Bad

Leechdoms, Wortcunning, And Starcraft Of Early England

Sell Your Body To Science

Juicy Watusi

The Rabbi Who Flew

]]> weird titles, 2/3 2006-02-03T21:32:02Z 2006-02-03T15:30:52-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.37201 2006-02-03T21:30:52Z A Dog Called Kitty Do Bears Give Bear Hugs? Stoned And Dethroned The Young And The Hopeless Off The Pigs! Women, Fire , And Dangerous Things Jackassolantern Don't Talk About It, Do It: I upped my income, up yours The... masik001 A Dog Called Kitty

Do Bears Give Bear Hugs?

Stoned And Dethroned

The Young And The Hopeless

Off The Pigs!

Women, Fire , And Dangerous Things

Jackassolantern

Don't Talk About It, Do It: I upped my income, up yours

The Foul And The Fragrant

You Are Worthless; depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day

]]> I suppose I should repeat this every so often: I do not make these up! They are actual titles I see in my daily work.

]]> weird titles 2006-01-27T23:24:32Z 2006-01-27T17:23:21-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2006:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.36429 2006-01-27T23:23:21Z Ruin Johnny's Bar Mitzvah Lieutenant Nun: memoirs of a Basque transvestite in the New World Hypocrite In A Pouffy White Dress: tales of growing up groovy and clueless Long Tom And The Dead Hand Never Have Your Dog Stuffed How... masik001 Ruin Johnny's Bar Mitzvah

Lieutenant Nun: memoirs of a Basque transvestite in the New World

Hypocrite In A Pouffy White Dress: tales of growing up groovy and clueless

Long Tom And The Dead Hand

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

How To Survive A Robot Rebellion

Death To The Landlords

Butt Naked Free

Sailing the Seas Of Cheese

The Old Sow In The Backroom ( hey, I was born in the year of the pig but they'd better not mean me!)

Roar Softly And Carry A Great Lipstick

You'll Never Nanny In This Town Again

Galloping Through The Gospels


]]> I'll try to do better about remembering to post now that I am doen with some of the chaos of the past year.

]]> where have I been? 2005-11-28T19:12:56Z 2005-07-23T15:05:42-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2005:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.24862 2005-07-23T20:05:42Z Interlibrary loan has been quite busy lately and a new man came into my life last fall. Not all of my devotion to those causes has been healthy and that will be enough said on that. I've not done much... masik001 Interlibrary loan has been quite busy lately and a new man came into my life last fall. Not all of my devotion to those causes has been healthy and that will be enough said on that. I've not done much with politics since the elections, though I am proud of what we did with the MN State House. I did attempt to go to the DFL Minneapolis City Convention, but it was such a circus I got disgusted and left before it really got going.

My partner is a different "flavor" of pagan and that has caused us both to learn more about our spirituality, I think.

]]> There has still been plenty of good cooking in my house as my partner likes to do it, too. We've recently gotten to some more potlucks so I should be posting more recipes soon.

I don't know if anyone has missed the weird titles-my coworkers have still been getting them nearly every Friday.

]]> weird titles 11/12 2005-11-28T18:53:04Z 2004-11-12T15:07:12-06:00 tag:blog.lib.umn.edu,2004:/masik001/stmngcldrn//631.10313 2004-11-12T21:07:12Z Professors Are From Mars, Students Are From Snickers Is Jesus A Republican Or A Democrat? Sweet As A Pickle And Clean As A Pig The Three Martini Playdate Fear And Trembling And The Sickness Unto Death... masik001 Professors Are From Mars, Students Are From Snickers
Is Jesus A Republican Or A Democrat?
Sweet As A Pickle And Clean As A Pig
The Three Martini Playdate
Fear And Trembling And The Sickness Unto Death

]]> The Zombie Survival Guide ( apparently a serious book)
Wet From Birth
Confessions Of An Ugly Stepsister
Bitches, Bimbos, and Ballbreakers

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