Garbage And The Goddess
Life Is Short- Wear Your Party Pants
Dear Good Naked Morning
Brain Sex
Talk Nerdy To Me
The War Against Toenail Fungus
Viagra For Caribou ( chapter title)
Dirty Sexy Knights In Paris
Eat The Document
The Nutmeg Of Consolation
The Pig's Wedding
If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will (song title)
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (song title)
What Do You Say To A Naked Elf?
Eerie Queerie
Undead And Unreturnable
Can A Guy Get Pregnant?
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
The Irish.... And How They Got That Way
The Carp In The Bathtub
If Disney Ran Your Hospital
Why My Wife Thinks I'm An Idiot
Basic Complex Analysis
Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow
Half-Cocked And Fully Loaded
The Mirror Of Alchimy, Composed By The Thrice-famous And Learned Fryer, Roger Bachon ( gotta love archaic spellings!)
Who Died In Here?
Games Pimps Play
God Bless The Go-Gos
A Thought Crushed My Mind
Jane And The Unpleasantness At Scargrove Manor
The Sweet Flypaper Of Life
Feel This Book: an essential guide to self-empowerment, spiritual supremacy and sexual satisfaction
The last one is by Janene Garofolo, can't wait until it actually gets here at MInitex. I'm going to have a peek at least.
Real Sex, The Naked Truth About Chastity
Where The Green Ants Dream
Jesus, CEO
Socrates And The Three Little Pigs
Revolting Librarians Redux: radical librarians speak out
There's A Porcupine In My Outhouse
Conservatives Are From Mars ( Liberals Are From San Francisco)
Electric Jesus Corpse
The Owl Was A Baker's Daughter
Crunchy Cons: how birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip home schooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse tribe of counter-cultural conservatives plan to save America ( or at least the Republican Party)
I'm encouraged to see a number of books and TV appearances from Republican rebels, decent people who don't want to spend all our money on wars and tax breaks for the rich!
A Day No Pigs Would Die
I'm Normal, You're Weird
Right Address...Wrong Planet
Bambi vs. Godzilla
How To Get A Teenage Boy And What To Do With Him When You Get Him
Kissing Coffins
Who Made God?
Testosterone Is Your Friend
You Can Be A Stock Market Genius ; even if you're not too smart
Faith, Madness, And Spontaneous Human Combustion
Feisty Fido
Dead Roses For A Blue Lady
I Love People, It's The Customers I Can't Stand
Is There An Engineer Inside You?
In The Big Thicket On The Trail Of The Wild Man
Country Characteristics And the Choice Of The Exchange Rate Regime: are mini-skirts followed by maxis?
If Jesus Drove A Motor Home
Sleeping In The Nothing
The Priest, The Woman, And The Confessional
How To Be Bad
Leechdoms, Wortcunning, And Starcraft Of Early England
Sell Your Body To Science
Juicy Watusi
The Rabbi Who Flew
A Dog Called Kitty
Do Bears Give Bear Hugs?
Stoned And Dethroned
The Young And The Hopeless
Off The Pigs!
Women, Fire , And Dangerous Things
Jackassolantern
Don't Talk About It, Do It: I upped my income, up yours
The Foul And The Fragrant
You Are Worthless; depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day
I suppose I should repeat this every so often: I do not make these up! They are actual titles I see in my daily work.
Ruin Johnny's Bar Mitzvah
Lieutenant Nun: memoirs of a Basque transvestite in the New World
Hypocrite In A Pouffy White Dress: tales of growing up groovy and clueless
Long Tom And The Dead Hand
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
How To Survive A Robot Rebellion
Death To The Landlords
Butt Naked Free
Sailing the Seas Of Cheese
The Old Sow In The Backroom ( hey, I was born in the year of the pig but they'd better not mean me!)
Roar Softly And Carry A Great Lipstick
You'll Never Nanny In This Town Again
Galloping Through The Gospels
I'll try to do better about remembering to post now that I am doen with some of the chaos of the past year.
Professors Are From Mars, Students Are From Snickers
Is Jesus A Republican Or A Democrat?
Sweet As A Pickle And Clean As A Pig
The Three Martini Playdate
Fear And Trembling And The Sickness Unto Death
The Zombie Survival Guide ( apparently a serious book)
Wet From Birth
Confessions Of An Ugly Stepsister
Bitches, Bimbos, and Ballbreakers
The Runaway Bag
The Blook of Bunders
Let Us Prey
Entangled With A Texan
A Step By Step Guide To Solving Beaver Problems
Mail-order Temptress
Amos, the Beagle With A Plan
When Human Heads Were Footballs
Happy Like Murderers
Whenever You Sleep With Someone...
Where The Green Ants Dream
Mime Ministry
To Alaska On A Tractor
FYI, Samhain is the Celtic word for the pagan holiday on Oct. 31,aka Halloween.
War, Battering & Other Sports
The Little Cyanide Cookbook
Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti
The Amazing Secret Of The Souls In Purgatory
War on Errorism
Rubbing Doesn't Help
How To Not Say What You Mean
The Best Of Fourplay
Sex In The Snow: Canadian social values at the end of the millenium
Toulouse The Goose
Toothworms & Spider Juice
Cherry Ames: Dude Ranch Nurse
(7 more)
Let's Eat Stars
Talking Cock: a celebration of man and his manhood
Taro And The Tofu
Emergence: the connected lives of ants, brains, cities ,and software
Black Art of Java Programming
You Don't Know Dick: courageous hearts of transexual men
Is There An Engineer Inside You? ( uh, no thanks, been there, done that :-))
Rebel Without A Crew
The Case Of The Negligent Nymph
The Moon is A Harsh Mistress
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Stereopathetic Soul Manure
Arithmetic For Billy Goats
Bush On The Couch: inside the mind of the president
Hi Ho Librario
Is Menstruation Obsolete?
Death Warmed Over: funeral food, rituals and customs from around the world
The Provocative Church
Grouse And Lesser Gods
How To make Love Like A Porn Star: a cautionary tale
once again, I swear I do not make these up! These are real books or audio-visual materials being requested by libraries! There was also an author's name that I found strangely suited to a not so weird title: The Pleasure Master by Nina Bangs
I see a hundred or so requests for books and other materials every day in my work, and I decided to collect some of the funnier/stranger titles to amuse my co-workers. I don't yet know if this is a "you have to be here" kind of funny-try it out. I swear these are all genuine titles of books, tapes or whatever.
Whips & Kisses
Hanky Panky Crazy Quilts
Library: An Unquiet History
If You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons On Your Pigtails
The Egg Of Christopher Columbus
The Sex Life Of The Foot And Shoe
Workteams And The Wizard Of Oz
A Cock-pit Of Roses
Undead And Unwed
I should be able to have a decent number of these weekly once school starts