April 21, 2006

weird titles, 4/21

Garbage And The Goddess

Life Is Short- Wear Your Party Pants

Dear Good Naked Morning

Brain Sex

Talk Nerdy To Me

Posted by masik001 at 3:16 PM

April 14, 2006

weird titles, 4/14

The War Against Toenail Fungus

Viagra For Caribou ( chapter title)

Dirty Sexy Knights In Paris

Eat The Document

The Nutmeg Of Consolation

The Pig's Wedding

If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will (song title)

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (song title)

Posted by masik001 at 3:41 PM

April 7, 2006

weird titles, 4/7

What Do You Say To A Naked Elf?

Eerie Queerie

Undead And Unreturnable

Can A Guy Get Pregnant?

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe

The Irish.... And How They Got That Way

Posted by masik001 at 3:02 PM

March 31, 2006

weird titles 3/24

The Carp In The Bathtub

If Disney Ran Your Hospital

Why My Wife Thinks I'm An Idiot

Basic Complex Analysis

Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow

Half-Cocked And Fully Loaded

The Mirror Of Alchimy, Composed By The Thrice-famous And Learned Fryer, Roger Bachon ( gotta love archaic spellings!)

Posted by masik001 at 3:36 PM

March 16, 2006

Feel this book-weird titles 3/16

Who Died In Here?

Games Pimps Play

God Bless The Go-Gos

A Thought Crushed My Mind

Jane And The Unpleasantness At Scargrove Manor

The Sweet Flypaper Of Life

Feel This Book: an essential guide to self-empowerment, spiritual supremacy and sexual satisfaction

The last one is by Janene Garofolo, can't wait until it actually gets here at MInitex. I'm going to have a peek at least.

Posted by masik001 at 3:43 PM

March 10, 2006

weird titles, 3/10

Real Sex, The Naked Truth About Chastity

Where The Green Ants Dream

Jesus, CEO

Socrates And The Three Little Pigs

Revolting Librarians Redux: radical librarians speak out

There's A Porcupine In My Outhouse

Conservatives Are From Mars ( Liberals Are From San Francisco)

Electric Jesus Corpse

The Owl Was A Baker's Daughter

Crunchy Cons: how birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip home schooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse tribe of counter-cultural conservatives plan to save America ( or at least the Republican Party)

I'm encouraged to see a number of books and TV appearances from Republican rebels, decent people who don't want to spend all our money on wars and tax breaks for the rich!

Posted by masik001 at 1:02 PM

February 24, 2006

weird titles 2/24

A Day No Pigs Would Die

I'm Normal, You're Weird

Right Address...Wrong Planet

Bambi vs. Godzilla

How To Get A Teenage Boy And What To Do With Him When You Get Him

Kissing Coffins

Who Made God?

Testosterone Is Your Friend

You Can Be A Stock Market Genius ; even if you're not too smart

Posted by masik001 at 3:09 PM

February 17, 2006

Dead roses for a blue lady, weird titles 2/17

Faith, Madness, And Spontaneous Human Combustion

Feisty Fido

Dead Roses For A Blue Lady

I Love People, It's The Customers I Can't Stand

Is There An Engineer Inside You?

In The Big Thicket On The Trail Of The Wild Man

Country Characteristics And the Choice Of The Exchange Rate Regime: are mini-skirts followed by maxis?

Posted by masik001 at 3:50 PM

February 10, 2006

weird titles 2/10

If Jesus Drove A Motor Home

Sleeping In The Nothing

The Priest, The Woman, And The Confessional

How To Be Bad

Leechdoms, Wortcunning, And Starcraft Of Early England

Sell Your Body To Science

Juicy Watusi

The Rabbi Who Flew

Posted by masik001 at 3:29 PM

February 3, 2006

weird titles, 2/3

A Dog Called Kitty

Do Bears Give Bear Hugs?

Stoned And Dethroned

The Young And The Hopeless

Off The Pigs!

Women, Fire , And Dangerous Things


Don't Talk About It, Do It: I upped my income, up yours

The Foul And The Fragrant

You Are Worthless; depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day

I suppose I should repeat this every so often: I do not make these up! They are actual titles I see in my daily work.

Posted by masik001 at 3:30 PM

January 27, 2006

weird titles

Ruin Johnny's Bar Mitzvah

Lieutenant Nun: memoirs of a Basque transvestite in the New World

Hypocrite In A Pouffy White Dress: tales of growing up groovy and clueless

Long Tom And The Dead Hand

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

How To Survive A Robot Rebellion

Death To The Landlords

Butt Naked Free

Sailing the Seas Of Cheese

The Old Sow In The Backroom ( hey, I was born in the year of the pig but they'd better not mean me!)

Roar Softly And Carry A Great Lipstick

You'll Never Nanny In This Town Again

Galloping Through The Gospels

I'll try to do better about remembering to post now that I am doen with some of the chaos of the past year.

Posted by masik001 at 5:23 PM

November 12, 2004

weird titles 11/12

Professors Are From Mars, Students Are From Snickers
Is Jesus A Republican Or A Democrat?
Sweet As A Pickle And Clean As A Pig
The Three Martini Playdate
Fear And Trembling And The Sickness Unto Death

The Zombie Survival Guide ( apparently a serious book)
Wet From Birth
Confessions Of An Ugly Stepsister
Bitches, Bimbos, and Ballbreakers

Posted by masik001 at 3:07 PM

October 29, 2004

weird titles-Samhain season

The Runaway Bag
The Blook of Bunders
Let Us Prey
Entangled With A Texan
A Step By Step Guide To Solving Beaver Problems
Mail-order Temptress

Amos, the Beagle With A Plan
When Human Heads Were Footballs
Happy Like Murderers
Whenever You Sleep With Someone...
Where The Green Ants Dream
Mime Ministry
To Alaska On A Tractor

FYI, Samhain is the Celtic word for the pagan holiday on Oct. 31,aka Halloween.

Posted by masik001 at 3:40 PM

October 1, 2004

weird titles 10/1

War, Battering & Other Sports
The Little Cyanide Cookbook
Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti
The Amazing Secret Of The Souls In Purgatory
War on Errorism
Rubbing Doesn't Help
How To Not Say What You Mean
The Best Of Fourplay
Sex In The Snow: Canadian social values at the end of the millenium

Posted by masik001 at 3:12 PM

September 24, 2004

weird titles 9/24

Toulouse The Goose
Toothworms & Spider Juice
Cherry Ames: Dude Ranch Nurse
(7 more)

Let's Eat Stars
Talking Cock: a celebration of man and his manhood
Taro And The Tofu
Emergence: the connected lives of ants, brains, cities ,and software
Black Art of Java Programming
You Don't Know Dick: courageous hearts of transexual men
Is There An Engineer Inside You? ( uh, no thanks, been there, done that :-))

Posted by masik001 at 12:47 PM

September 17, 2004

weird titles-mid Sept.

Rebel Without A Crew
The Case Of The Negligent Nymph
The Moon is A Harsh Mistress
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Stereopathetic Soul Manure
Arithmetic For Billy Goats
Bush On The Couch: inside the mind of the president
Hi Ho Librario
Is Menstruation Obsolete?
Death Warmed Over: funeral food, rituals and customs from around the world
The Provocative Church
Grouse And Lesser Gods
How To make Love Like A Porn Star: a cautionary tale

once again, I swear I do not make these up! These are real books or audio-visual materials being requested by libraries! There was also an author's name that I found strangely suited to a not so weird title: The Pleasure Master by Nina Bangs

Posted by masik001 at 12:38 PM

August 27, 2004

weird titles-August

I see a hundred or so requests for books and other materials every day in my work, and I decided to collect some of the funnier/stranger titles to amuse my co-workers. I don't yet know if this is a "you have to be here" kind of funny-try it out. I swear these are all genuine titles of books, tapes or whatever.

Whips & Kisses

Hanky Panky Crazy Quilts

Library: An Unquiet History

If You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons On Your Pigtails

The Egg Of Christopher Columbus

The Sex Life Of The Foot And Shoe

Workteams And The Wizard Of Oz

A Cock-pit Of Roses

Undead And Unwed

I should be able to have a decent number of these weekly once school starts

Posted by masik001 at 3:20 PM