The Great Gas Pump Bait & Switch
Have you noticed that gas stations try to trick you into thinking that you are buying "Regular", but you are actually buying like "SuperFantabulous Preminum"? I have definitely noticed that the regular pump used to always be on my right and now - sometimes when I reach for regular I notice that it is mid-grade or super rock'n grade instead of regular.
What the f@#*!?
I mean don't you think we have enough to think about than to worry whether the gas station has moved the pump on you overnight? I mean I think a lot of other really important things happen overnight; like bombings in Iraq or little children being kidnapped from their own homes. Really, I have to check to see if I'm grabbing the right gas pump too?
Actually, it is a pretty good ruse and the stations probably make a mint on their "pump & switch". So, you can say you heard it here first.