Guess who!
A combination of busy schedules and last year's incident with the trabavorous pumpkin nixed departmental Jack-o-Lantern carving this year. But I still got one in. I even gave the fellow two faces, but that's meant as before-and-after, not Janus-style (in case you were trying to work out the identity). It was intended for Pearl's porch, but by the time we finished eviscerating it all 20 or so trick-or-treaters in her neighborhood had already come and gone. Sad.
Harry Potter going over to the dark side or you getting contacts? It's a toughie...