June 3, 2004

Waffles

My roommate moved out about two weeks ago to live at home. Not too big of a deal, since I did not see too much of her anyways. The best part, as far as I can see, is that I don't have to smell waffles and syrup when I go downstairs in the morning. I'm not sure why I dislike waffles so much. People have told me that its probably because when I was 10 I was molested by my uncle, who is a waffle. But I think its because waffles taste like shit, especially with Eggo waffles (or the like) with sugar syrup that you find at grocery stores these days. I can think of things I like less than Eggo waffles with sugary syrup, but almost all of them involve eating feces. Posted by mill1991 at June 3, 2004 9:46 AM
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