Classic Cinema
The other day I called Papa John's for pizza because my food shelf
was down to those little noodle shavings that fall out of the bottom
of pasta boxes and a cooler which is not edible (though not for lack
of trying). The man on the other line told me the special was a
free DVD with a large pizza. I said, "I'll have a large spinach
alfredo pizza and Return of the King please." It turns out you
can only choose from one of three movies,
Weekend at
Bernie's (Is there anybody who has seen this less than 10 times?),
Trial and Error (A legal farce starring Michael Richards), or
Don Juan de Marco (The movie I chose). It turns out these
would've been my next three choices anyways, so it worked out okay.
So I watched DJdM (as its referred to in Internet chatrooms) last night.
This movie would've been immensely better were Marlon Brando not so
amazingly fat. There was a scene where he had to be affectionate with
his wife, and it looked like the Kool-Aid man was attacking one of the
children whose thirst he had broken through the wall to quench. Let me
take this opportunity to apologize to Microsoft Word for using the passive
voice, but I just thought it sounded better there. Anyways, it's hard
to believe that despite the ease of making fun of fat people, it's still
so entertaining.
Posted by mill1991 at May 26, 2004 6:32 AM