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Dick Strong of Strong Capital Management was fined $175 million and accepted a lifetime ban from the mutual fund industry. It is unknown what career path Strong will now take, but with a name like that, I have to recommend porno actor.

I had a dream last night that I accidentally peed all over the kitchen counter (I was trying to get it in the dishwasher). Then, I tried to clean it up before my roommates came downstairs. First, I dried it with paper towel, and then I was going to use disinfectant on it, but right then my roommates came down and I didn't want them to know what had happened, so I just left it. Then, I ate a big bowl of cereal out of a casserole dish.

Last night while golfing:
Other guy: (whispering) With your fade, you might want to aim at that...
Me: (whispering) You can just call it a slice if you like.
Other guy: (whispering) With your slice, you might want to aim at that tree, because to the right is out of bounds.

Pros and cons of my latest haircut:

Pro: Inexpensive ($12)	Con: $12 looks like the approximate amount they pay for a month of rent in that facility
Con: Employees spoke Arabic the whole time, didn't really know any English	Pro: Didn't have pretend to be interested in incredibly banal barber "smalltalk"
Pro: Barber appeared to be experienced and professional	Con: Cutting speed while barber did the blending could be meausured in megahertz. A little scary. Hair was flying all over like Edward Scissorhands was trimming the shrubs.

Posted by mill1991 at May 21, 2004 06:35 AM