Weather
Today I actually said this sentence: "Shit, its 70 degrees out. Well
at least it's not sunny." If I had been talking to an actual
person, and not Weather.com's website, I would fully expect
and deserve to get hit in the face. But I was pissed because
I had to be dressed up for a thing so I had to wear pants. I
didn't say what the thing is because I'm trying to conserve
energy so that I don't sweat too much in these goddam pants.
I'm doing anything I can to reduce my personal energy expenditure,
like choosing small words to type that have most of their letters
on the home row. And forget about me going up to the top row for a
number. How old am I? Twenty-two. How hot is it out? Very. See?
No energy wasted. If only I could get a fire pole installed to get
downstairs to breakfast. Yeah. Then I'd be set.
Posted by mill1991 at May 13, 2004 1:39 PM