Looking young
I've been told by several people that I don't seem as old as I am (I'm
22). Some of this is probably due to the fact that I still cannot grow
more facial hair than most middle schoolers. It may also have to do
with the fact that I routinely wear Transformer t-shirts and slap
bracelets, and frequently ask my professors when recess will be. But
people are neglecting the things I do that prove that I am, indeed, a
22-year old college graduate. For instance, I now pronounce the 'g' at the
end of the word 'fucking'. Would a college dropout do that? Well, how about
someone who is still in college? I don't think so. Also, I often
wake up before 9:00, something I never did when I was an undergraduate.
If I was out of bed, or in class, or eating breakfast before 9:00, I can
assure you I was not anything that resembles awake. There was a period
of a few weeks my senior year where I was getting almost as much sleep
as Stanman. If you know his sleeping habits, you know this is
remarkable. For a while I was under consideration for a presidential
medal of courage for this feat. They ended up giving to the host
of Fear Factor for his tremendous courage in not constantly
lunging at the contestants' breasts. You may have won this time,
Joe Rogan, but the day will come when you realize that the new
Man Show really sucks.
Posted by mill1991 at May 6, 2004 06:41 AM