Conspiracy unraveled
Yesterday at the store, I bought some Cranberry Almond Crunch cereal,
as I do every weekend. This time, to my surprise, the box says,
"25% more cranberries!" I thought, what did I do to deserve this? I
must be the luckiest man alive. This morning I tried some of my
"improved" CAC (thats what the kids call it to save time). To my
dismay, I discovered that they are using different corn flakes. Ones
that are really hard and don't respond well to soy milk. In other
words, the cranberries are just a red herring - Hey! Look over here! More
cranberries! No! Don't look at the flakes! They must think I'm some
kind of moron. This is insulting. If truth in advertising laws were
enforced, the box would have to read "25% more cranberries! 100%
shittier flakes!" I'm hopeful I can help bring this travesty to
the forefront of our national discourse. On a positive note, my
grapefruit was very juicy this morning.
Posted by mill1991 at May 3, 2004 06:43 AM