Broken Wing

My neuroses

• I'm afraid of small animals (squirrels, rabbits, birds)
• I'm constantly whining about trivial problems
• My blog lacks subtlety
• I have no muscle tone.
• I don't know the proper way to tie a scarf
• I am afraid of attractive women
• My shoes are a little too big, so I have to tie them really tight to keep them on, and it looks like I have really skinny feet. Also, the laces are thus too long, so they're always coming untied.
• I don't really like any of the pairs of pants that I own.
• My ability to get a suntan ranks between "dismal" and "piss poor"