April 12, 2004

Fat guys

I saw a guy wearing a "Big Dog" t-shirt today. If you're not aware, this is a clothing line for tubby men (well, its mainly just shitty t-shirts). The shirts might as well read "I'm a big fat guy," because that is what my brain registers when I see the phrase "Big Dog." If its not bad enough that these lard-asses are wasting the earths resources by being fat, they are also dumb enough to have their tubbiness exploited by a company surely founded by an evil skinny genius. The pride that this clothing instills in fat men just encourages them to keep getting fatter. It is a way of saying, "It's okay to be fat as hell." Unfortunately for these butter-chuggers, it is not okay. Stop wasting food resources. Stop eating when you are full. Stop treating food like it is medicine for your pathetic, unfulfilled life. Stop filling up idle time with food - get a hobby instead. I recommend huffing or driving motorcycles really fast without a helmet on balance beams. Posted by mill1991 at April 12, 2004 1:57 PM
Comments

Obviously this was written by a vile, bitter person who is unhappy that anyone might find some type of joy in expressing that they are happy with themselves and other men of size. Stop being such a hater and trying to wrap your own self disgust in the disguise of being an arbitar of global goodwill or of food resource management. What a crock. I think only a hater like you needs to be concerned with finding a medicine for a pathetic, unfulfilled life. There are alot of Fat Guys very happy with themselves and their lives, there is a reason most Fat Guys are stereotyped as happy - maybe you need to go chug some butter and lose the bitter. Live proudly Big Dogs!

Posted by: Mark Harris at April 13, 2005 3:48 PM

Hey, just a minuite, I love big guys. My guy is clean, fun to be with, and great in bed. I have more fun with him than I ever did with lean,mean and guys only thought was on to the next catch. Closed mined people are missing out, and they should be.

Posted by: anna at July 9, 2005 5:27 PM

basically MILL1991 what were saying is fuck you

Posted by: kyle at September 6, 2005 12:21 PM

basically MILL1991 what were saying is fuck you

Posted by: kyle at September 6, 2005 12:21 PM