Chair smashin' fun
Last nite I went to bed around 3, only to be awoken a few minutes
later by loud yelling and smashing noises. It sounded like it was
coming from our backyard, which we share with another house,
so I looked out my window to see what it was. Our neighbors had
about 10-15 people outside, and some of them were just smashing the
shit out of this plastic chair. By the time I bothered to look, the
chair was already in pretty rough shape. The main smasher was holding
it by two legs, which were barely connected by a thin piece of cheap
plastic. I wasn't pissed, but I was tired, and I figured they were done,
so I went back to bed. To my surprise, the yelling and smashing sounds
continued on for at least another 15 minutes. I was thinking, how tiny must
the remaining plastic shards of that poor chair be that they're smashing?
Don't you reach a point where further smashing is no longer fun? I guess
not for these guys. It is not possible to break this chair into smaller
component parts without electron microscopes and some kind of
nanotechnology.
Here
is a (rather dark) picture of the wreckage I took
tonight (a day later - chair shards are white).
Posted by mill1991 at April 4, 2004 1:58 PM