Vegetarian hot dogs
You may have heard me rant about this previously. I saw they have
vegetarian hot dogs in the natural foods section of the store I shop
at. My question is, do they really think this will lure in more
vegetarians? Was there a whole segment of the meat-eating population
out there saying, "If only they could make a food that looked and tasted
like hot dogs, without meat, I would become a vegetarian?" Because I hate
to break it to those people, but hot dogs are really not that great.
The only good reasons to
eat a hot dog are a) If you're in college, living hand-to-mouth and buying
groceries using plasma-donation money, b) you are homeless, c) you are
on your sixth PBR in the parking lot of a baseball stadium, with a grill
going full bore, and nary a brat or hamburger to be found. Even then,
it might be preferable to grill the stuffing from your carseats. Not much
flavor, but it has a sort of cotton candy-like consistency.
Posted by mill1991 at April 3, 2004 2:00 PM