1)What happens if the squirrels die of hunger or tiredness?
This is unfortunate from the point of view that now we have to purchase more energy. But, it does get rid of a squirrel. Also, in order to maximize usefullness, the pelts of all dying squirrels will be used to make giant blankets to cover buildings which are hardest to heat.
2)Isn't this plan somewhat cruel to squirrels?
I'm not sure if it is cruel, but I don't really care either way. I have no compassion for animals. Some people assume that I'm an animal lover because I don't eat meat, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I don't eat poison either, but that doesn't make me a poison lover.
3)How will we get the squirrels into the wheels?
Christ, do I need all the answers? I'm just an idea man, I'm not so good with details.
4)Hey Tim, couldn't we use <insert other animal> for energy?
Come on, thats the worst idea I've ever heard. Squirrels are the key.
5)Are you crazy?
I think its pretty clear that I am.