Summer goals
With July upon us, summer is in full force, so with that in mind I've taken some time to get down some summer goals. Since this is as good a place as any for that, here goes:
- Decide for good where I want my sideburns to end (and STICK WITH IT!)
- Talk to some females that I'm not related to
- Win the case race AGAIN at Sausage Fest VI
- Have one person think that I look older than I really am
- Discover a magic potion that will enable me to become proficient on the guitar without practicing
- Be less productive at work and more prolific in this blog
- Eat a bunch of oysters to become the most sexually carniverous man on the planet. If only I knew someone who had access to a bunch of oysters. Like someone who worked on a deep-sea fishing boat in Massachusetts. Oh well.
- Now that I have stopped eating animal products, stop eating plant products, too. I could be like that guy who eats bike chains and stuff, except I'd eat that shit all the time, not just when cameras are around. A typical meal would be like spare computer parts with a rainwater and gravel sauce.
- Break 90 for 18 holes of golf; or, failing that, hit someone with a drive.
- Run 10 miles everyday; become anorexic; meet Olson sister in rehab; get married and start making pretty babies
Feel free to add any goals of your own in the comments section.
Posted by mill1991 at July 1, 2004 2:36 PM