Smattering
This is an actual headline:
Kerry And Bush Do Davenport. I flipped over to the Tennis Channel for a confirmation, but no dice. Anyhow, congratulations to the two candidates on the three-way. Personally, I would've gone with Kournikova or Sharapova, but let's face it, Bush and Kerry are not exactly Iglesias and Fedorov. So, I pose the question: If you, dear reader, could have a three-way with any two politicians, who would it be? I would have to go with Hillary Clinton and John Edwards. No, I'm not gay or bi, but he's just so dang cute. Feel free to leave your choices in the comments.
Dream time
I fell asleep for like 10 seconds and I had a dream where I did about 30 seconds worth of stuff. I'm thinking about using this as a rationale for falling asleep at work. I'm three times as productive when I'm sleeping! Hmm.. if only I could find a way to collate papers while I'm sleeping.... I'll get back to you on this one.
Random Sausage Fest Quote
White pants are the greatest invention ever!
Posted by mill1991 at August 5, 2004 04:19 PM