Alphabet confusion
I think the current alphabet is way too confusing. Why do we have two different types of letters in the same alphabet (vowels and consonants)? I say, lets make two separate alphabets, one with consonants only, and one with vowels only. One giant upside to this plan is the removal of the old alphabet song. That song is so lame. I'm thinking the new alphabet songs could reflect trends in modern music. The consonant alphabet should be a rap-metal song, perhaps written by such respected rap-metal composers as Korn or Linkin Park or another band whose name contains a word which, while usually spelled with a 'c', is instead spelled with a 'k'. The vowel alphabet, since it is much shorter, should be written by a pop-punk band, since punk songs tend to be very short. Maybe Blink 182 or Sum 41 or another band whose name is a word followed by a number. In an unrelated note, I have just started a rap-metal band named Koma (or maybe Nuklear Reaktor), and a punk band named Ocean's 11.
Random Sausage Fest Anecdote
Someone asked Hines if he talks differently when he hangs out with his gay friends than he does around us. Linz jumped in with an impersonation of a gay person trying to sound straight: "Hey guys, how about our local professional sporting team?" Actually, I think he probably worded it better than this, but I was drunk, so screw off.
Posted by mill1991 at August 11, 2004 11:16 AM