August 27, 2004

Friday wrap-up

Well, the contest for choosing who gets the bigger room is over. Your dearth of good ideas is as astounding as it is disappointing. We ended up flipping a coin and I won. Unfortunately, I will not be sending a dozen roses to anyones mother, as no one won - in fact, I would like to phrase it even stronger - everybody lost.

I went golfing Friday. The good news is I was in trophy contention the whole way. The bad news is the trophy was for "Worst Golfer Ever."

What is going on with bees? Do they think I'm a flower or something? I think my friends would have told me if I looked like a flower.

I went to Target to get a shower curtain for my bathroom. For some reason, when I pictured doing this in my head, I imagined myself walking down the aisles of Target carrying the whole thing unfolded and at full size. Seeing the people at my new apartment building, for a while I was afraid I had accidentally signed a lease to live in an elderly care facility. But fear not, we have at least one neighbor who looks to be under 50. Posted by mill1991 at August 27, 2004 9:40 AM

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