August 27, 2004

Friday wrap-up

Well, the contest for choosing who gets the bigger room is over. Your dearth of good ideas is as astounding as it is disappointing. We ended up flipping a coin and I won. Unfortunately, I will not be sending a dozen roses to anyones mother, as no one won - in fact, I would like to phrase it even stronger - everybody lost.

I went golfing Friday. The good news is I was in trophy contention the whole way. The bad news is the trophy was for "Worst Golfer Ever."

What is going on with bees? Do they think I'm a flower or something? I think my friends would have told me if I looked like a flower.

I went to Target to get a shower curtain for my bathroom. For some reason, when I pictured doing this in my head, I imagined myself walking down the aisles of Target carrying the whole thing unfolded and at full size. Seeing the people at my new apartment building, for a while I was afraid I had accidentally signed a lease to live in an elderly care facility. But fear not, we have at least one neighbor who looks to be under 50. Posted by mill1991 at August 27, 2004 09:40 AM

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