Home Depot Liar
Yesterday when I was trying to put together my bookcase, I found that I was missing one little peg dowel. I went to Home Depot with a sample to try and match it. I couldn't find it in any of the different ecosystems of the store, so I asked a nonagenarian (that word is for you, Lauren) employee for help. I showed him the peg and he said, "Nope, we don't have any of those." Are you kidding me? In this whole fricken 8 billion square foot store there is not one fricken wooden little peg? So I stuck my finger in his face and said, "You sir, are a fucking liar and I hope your pacemaker stops working soon."
Posted by mill1991 at August 30, 2004 11:08 AM